“Inside every cynic is a disappointed idealist.”

-George Carlin

We are a crew of deformed mutants whose hearts and minds belong elsewhere in the annals of thought. We do not seek to become plumbers, but plumbers of the butts and backsides of all the greatest movements of callous individualism and sycophantic yadda yadda yadda. Lorem ipsum, motherfucker.

And if we doth protest too much, we beseech you, o cuties, to bear with us. The world is junky and stumbling and round.

We are a crew of deformed mutants whose hearts and minds belong elsewhere in the annals of thought. We do not seek to become plumbers, but plumbers of the butts and backsides of all the greatest movements of callous individualism and sycophantic yadda yadda yadda. Lorem ipsum, motherfucker.

And if we doth protest too much, we beseech you, o cuties, to bear with us. The world is junky and stumbling and round.